Random Quotes
Seeing as how my favorite I-don't-want-to-do-this-so-let-me-procrastinate site is down, I am going to update a long overdue list of quotations.  Names of perps not changed to protect their anoniminosity.  Read at your own risk.


                            Fall 2004 - Architecture Studio in Rome

Marissa:  So this guy-
      Me:   this guy...?
Marissa:   ok, my boyfriend
            (the James's Bike story)

I'm not stupid for a reason!
            Kara, proving herself

Even if they were open, it'd be closed.
            Marissa, about a store

Do you like it better in the back or in the front?
            Kellen, talking about something completely unrelated to what you're thinking

Sex is like pizza.  When it's good, it's very good; when it's bad, it's still pretty good.
            Sign at a Pizza Store

Come here my little bleeding woman
            Victoria, to a PMS-er

I have wood in my mouth
            Lara (?), upon waking up

I made out with you too dumbass!
            Kristina (to a jealous-of-Lara Marissa)

How much tall do you think this is?
            Becky, pointing to something

Kara, will you be a good mum when you're sober?
            Kellen

I'm not masochistic, I just like it rough.
            Kristina

I'm so excited! I brought a banana!
            Victoria

That priest is so hot!  Wait, does that mean he's a virgin??
            Marissa, seeing the light


                                                Amsterdam Plans
Someone:   I'm so excited!!!
Victoria(?): Me too!!! I'm gonna see a bunch of stuff there, just
like Professor Le Jeune said we should; they're just not going to be real...



                                  Spring 2005 - Architecture Studio

I hooked up with guys from other schools toooo
            Amanda, justifying her on-campus sex-life

Jeremy:             off to South America now?
Allison Spear:   yea, just for a little week-end birthday party
            As she stepped onto her private jet

I only want to talk to teams because they're more fun
            Allison Spear, showing her kinky side

Opposites are, you know... they're cool
          Someone making like... you know, sense.

Stop defending your ideas because it's really annoying for your teachers!
            Allison Spear, giving ideal advice to students



                                        Spring 2005 - Speech Class

So I tell my grandson "it's important to go to work so you can make the bling bling" and he tells
me, "you're down with it", and I say "that's right, cause I know how to shake it like a polaroid"
            My very liberated 60-year-old speech class professor

Professor Giroux, um... you wrote do do drugs


Last one, an oldish one, but an awesome one:
"Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full, others look at a glass and say it's a dragon"
       Jon Stewart, about Bush's response to the Dolpher report on the WMD's in Iraq