Random news
So lets start with two things which should never be mixed: Sex and Nazi's.  Unless you're talking about fu#*ing up a Nazi.  Well anyways...
Hitler invented the sexdoll.  Yes people, it is true.  Actually, I have no idea.... It's a hoax... or not... who cares?

Either way, this in turn gave a certain German problems down the line.

If you think that's sick, don't even think of clicking  this one... seriously...

                She asked her little girl: "why don't you talk about the cute boys at school?"
                Her daughter replied: "oh momma, nobody I know is cuter than Jar Jar Binks"
                The mother was horrified.

Yeah, no sh*t, I'd be horrified too!

I'm also however horrifed by this...



In other news around the globe:

While some continue to blame others for their own f*ck-ups, support shows up from the least expected places...

back to news that no one gives a rats *ss about: If the judicial system of the People's Republic of China was as practical as our own, McDonalds would be sued till they were as broke as the white/black/grey alien guy:
Wacko Jacko's not only broke, he's gonna havta sell his ranch, let go his servants, and return The Beatles song rights to Paul.
awwwwww, look at poor little Michael in the picture... makes me want to... well... to...awwww
And, yes, he is an alien it turns out... his parents came to claim him back, which might explain how the hell he got away with it all...
This also sheds light on other things...